WikiLeaks reveals banned cracker jokes
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WikiLeaks - the Internet whistle blowing organisation - has released it's latest batch of cables in the CableGate scandle, including a list of Cracker Jokes that the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) believes to be too bad to be included in American crackers.
The UK Government has assured us that they don't enter into such censorship and that these jokes may indeed be gracing a cracker near you this Christmas Day.
A Good Use of Money
Despite criticism from some US senators, the US public seem to be glad that the DHS is at last doing something useful.
"Bad cracker jokes are a real problem at our Christmas table." said Mr B Punn from Illinois. "I think this is a much better use of our taxpayers money than financing the TSA. Bad crackers ruin your dinner, but the TSA ruin your day - I'd rather be paying to get rid of the crackers than paying to keep the TSA."
Avert Your Eyes
Whilst JB News won't publish the entire cable in the interest of public morale, we have chosen a few give you an idea of the level of humour the US considers below par. Those of a nervous disposition may wish to avert their eyes.
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that is deep pan, crisp and even.Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
The full list of bad cracker jokes can be seen on the WikiLeaks website, but JB News isn't responsible for any psychological damage caused by reading them. You have been warned!