Foggy Christmas Eve at North Pole
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Weather forecasters are predicting a foggy Christmas Eve at the North Pole, and fears are mounting that it may hamper the delivery efforts of Santa Claus.
But JB News has been assured that this won't be the case by a spokeself for Santa: "We have procedures in place for this kind of thing. Getting presents out to everyone is the most important thing as far as we're concerned, and we're equipped to deal with any problem that may arise. You can all sleep soundly on Christmas Eve knowing that you'll wake up to a sack full of presents."
'Poor Old Rudolph'
The spokeself wouldn't elaborate on what the aforementioned procedures were, but the obvious assumption is that Rudolph will once again be leading the sled team.
We put this to the spokeself, who snapped back: "I wish people would stop picking on poor old Rudolph. He had a bad cold once, and suddenly everyone thinks he's permanently got a red nose and that it's bright enough to see through fog with. We're much more advanced than relying on a seasonal cold in such situations."